02 Dec 2011
Posted by adminwow 
The Knockouts are freezing out in the garage as Karen comes in to remind us about last week’s Thanksgiving Thong Throwdown, and that what she says goes. Since everyone chose to disrespect her, she’s going to make them wash the wrestlers’ cars, get down on their hands and knees and scrub the rims and tires, and she’s going to go make some phone calls and they better be disrobed and washing cars when she gets back. Madison gleefully removes her robes and yells at the rest of them to get their robes off and get to work.
The Knockouts are in the garage in their bikinis, washing the cars, and Tara says she’s disappointed in Gail Kim for being a part of this, and Gail says if she had a body like Tara does at her age, she’d be happy to show it off. Tara says “Know what, you’re right!” and she takes her robe off and gets to work. Karen comes in to glow about how proud she is that everyone listened to her, and then ODB comes in since Karen was looking for her. Karen tells ODB that she’s got a match with Mickie James tonight and, if she hurts Mickie, she becomes the new #1 contender for the Knockouts Title.
ODB rushes Mickie during her entrance and they fight out on the ramp and brawl into the ring where Mickie puts the boots to ODB in the corner and tries a Thesz Press, but ODB catches her and rams her into the corner. ODB misses a charge and Mickie drags ODB out under the bottom rope and she hits hard on the floor. Mickie covers on the floor for 2, but ODB rams Mickie into the ring steps and chokes her over the guardrail. Mickie goes for her spinning headscissors, but ODB just powerbombs her on the floor and covers for 2. Mickie recovers and rams ODB into the stage wall as they fight to the back,but ODB cheapshots Mickieand bashes her in the head with a trash can for 2. They both somehow get ahold of cookie sheets and fence with them until ODB cracks Mickie before dragging her to the back of the backstage area and slamming her face first into the wall. Mickie nails ODB with a broomstick and they head back to the ring where Mickie gets a bridging O’Connor roll for 2. Mickie with a series of clotheslines and a dropkick to the face for 2, but ODB picks her up and hits a fallaway slam and…grabs her boobs. ODB brandishes a chair and takes a swing, but Mickie ducks and superkicks the chair into ODB’s face and covers for 3.
The Knockouts are still outside washing the cars and they end up fighting and getting each other all wet with their sponges while flailing around all over each other.
Jeff Jarrett gives a big thumbs up and applauds from ringside after the main event, but Sting’s music hits and he comes out to tell Jarrett that he said there would be consequences, so he’s booking Jarrett to face Hardy in a cage at Final Resolution. Sting says Hardy’s agreed to leave Impact Wrestling if he loses, but if Jarrett loses, Hardy becomes the #1 contender to the World Title. Karen Jarrett comes out and starts yelling at Sting, so Sting says she gave him a great idea: he’s going to handcuff himself to Jarrett’s husband (meaning Karen) so she can’t interfere at Final Resolution. The dramatic music hits and we’re off the air.
